Shazza Slays a Dragon
The twisted fantasy polemic.

You *probably shouldn't* read this book.
As they went around the room, each telling her what she couldn’t do, Shazza felt her piss bubble. A cool electricity became her; the will to shut the fuck up and endure it; the will to ignore every last one of the cunts.
Shazza Slays a Dragon is a fantasy polemic inspired by the cost of living crisis, violence against women and the hopelessness of being a millennial staring down the death of the Australian dream - home ownership - all crammed into a seriously wild tale about a woman named Shazza who one day wakes up and decides to slay herself a dragon.
It's got dragons (obvs.). It's got songs (sure, why not?). It's got a ceaseless stream of obscenities and more f-bombs than the latest Deadpool. It is totally not safe for human consumption, yet I offer this battered sin for your pleasure.
Read it Today! (If you dare)
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